Full Mental Jacket

This is my umbrella. There are many like it but this one is mine. My umbrella is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my umbrella is useless. Without my umbrella I am useless. I must fire my umbrella true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my umbrella and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Februaruaruary

February is the ultimate nothing month. Nothing important ever happens in February. The only event of vague interest was the St Valentines Day Massacre and even that happened in 1929 which is ages ago. It's a little known fact that St Pancakes Day was invented so people didn't forget that February existed. It's so rubbish that it hasn't got a full complement of days in it and the actual number of days changes. Imagine trying to do that with one of the proper months, like September. There'd be outrage. The number of signatures on the 10 Downing Street online petition would cripple the whole interweb.

My posh bike is finished now and I've finally got my arse into gear and taken photos of it:


See. Isn't she pretty? I'd better learn to ride well now.

I preordered my Playstation 3 last week and sold my Wii. The Wii was OK for a bit of a change but was only about as good as a playstation 2 in terms of playability. There are about 3 games out for it and the rest are released sometime in March or something. The PS3 is high def and will go quite nicely with my high def TV, although it will mean re-buying all my DVDs in Blu-ray.

Look Around You - 1 - Maths

I saw this late one night and didn't realise what it was for a couple of minutes. If you didn't go to school in England it may not be quite as funny. The one on ghosts is rather amusing too.