Full Mental Jacket

This is my umbrella. There are many like it but this one is mine. My umbrella is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my umbrella is useless. Without my umbrella I am useless. I must fire my umbrella true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my umbrella and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.