Hum...

How come nothing interesting ever happens to me?

Japanese food is fun, as is smashing two pan lids together to simulate cymbals. Just ask the Japanese chef (blue-belt). He had no idea where he was or what the hell was going on but my God, was he happy!

This weekend I will mostly be doing nothing. Despite my desire to do crazy exciting things, the most exciting thing I can usually muster at the weekend is a haircut. It's not that I'm not willing either. If Richard Branson called me up and told me to put on my overalls, because we're going ballooning, herds of rampaging wild hippopotami couldn't stop me. The problem is that I lack the "get-up-and-go" to organise anything myself, and everyone else is 'busy', which usually means that they could perhaps fit me in for half an hour of intense TV watching but it's just too much hassle. If you read this, Mr Branson, I'm free this weekend and can bring my own hob-nobs.

All things considered, I'll probably just stay in, play 'Half Life 2: Episode 1' which I bought this evening and cry.

I'm 22, I'm meant to be exciting